in reply to Date subroutine

"How to use the date subroutine."
  Leaving out snarky comments about its object oriented interface, partner -> find_member_of_appropriate_sex
and complaints about your punctuation, look to convert seconds since the epoch to a list containing the time and date, and the various time-related functions in the Posix module, where you could take a look at strftime and asctime.

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