Ok, so I can't really obfuscate properly yet, but I am on the way to my FrankSinatra.pm module :)

$_;#$_=~(//:_+}{$@)$%_!;
if($_){quq($_)};#$"__();
$z;#@()_+_;eval();subtr;
$x;#if_else_do_nothing#;
@z=qw(la di da);#'){<>};
$o=$z[0];#@__;
$i=$z[1];#@__;
$t=$z[2];#@__;
#^_^[(:))]_@:@~_;
#Magick time!":();
@z;#+__+dumtidum();
@q=qw(tum ti tum);#;
@pp=qw($o $i $t);#@#;
$r=" ";#strangers_in;
#the_night_exchangin;
#glances_somethin_in;
#your_eyes_was_so_in;
print"$o$r$i$r$t";
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