Re: poll ideas quest

The glass is...

half full.
half empty.
empty. Hey, I was thirsty.
Hold on, let me measure it.
a cylindrical object formed mostly from molten silicon dioxide, lacking an upper base, and containing approximately 50% hydrogen oxide with trace amounts of lead and 50% atmospheric gasses.
just another part of the illusion that our senses are all tapped into.
broken. Where's your stupid personality test now, huh?
severely lacking in my alcoholic beverage of choice.
Wait, that's not a glass! It's a small mimic!
Glass? What glass?

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Re^2: poll ideas quest by menolly (Hermit) on Jun 06, 2007 at 19:14 UTC
Twice as large as it needs to be	[reply]
Re^2: poll ideas quest by Bethany (Scribe) on Jul 15, 2014 at 01:11 UTC
unwelcome in UK cinemas. being peered through by Captain Jack Sparrow. Free bonus non-Perl poetry Look: Glass is half full. Zenzap! Haiku switcheroo! Glass is half empty.	[reply]
Re^2: poll ideas quest by chacham (Prior) on Jul 14, 2014 at 11:19 UTC
Half full of water, and half full of air.	[reply]