Hi
lunchb0x,
Perhaps you are going to have to learn some Perl rather than hope that someone has already written a single script that does exactly what you are looking for.
If you are new to Perl why not check out the
Tutorials section of this site. You say you have found individual scripts that address part of your requirements, what are you missing? What steps are you having problems with? You have already broken down the tasks your program needs to complete, now you can start to put together a script (based on the resources you have found already,) to achieve these tasks.
You should read the
PerlMonks FAQ and
How do I post a question effectively?, also have a look at
CPAN for modules you will need to complete this task.
Martin