I am most efficient in Perl, when I am ...

• Motivated
• Under pressure
• Close to a mile-stone
• Close to a solution
• Just after finding the right algorithm
• Just after a salary raise

I am most efficient in Perl, when I face ...

• Facing a dead-line
• My boss
• Weekend
• My (girl)friend
• The TV

Do you like perl ...

• Perl? What's that?
• Do I have to?
• Yes, but only if it makes me (rich/beloved/...)