it seems i'm failing

How so? What are the errors? what did you expect, what was the outcome?

i tried to debug

How did you do that? What did you try?

my patience has run out

Neat idea: save a starved project with the patience of the Monastery Dwellers. That won't work (hopefully).

have a go please and give me ideeas on how to make it do what it's supposed to do

Care to provide any clues about "what it is supposed to do"?

Your post is trollish, not in the sense of what's perceived as "Troll", but as in "trolling for baits". And you are not sharing your experience so far with your failed code, you are just throwing it in as a piece of raw flesh to the lions. We should work out, shouldn't we?

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