> SELECT FROM hell WHERE circle = 9;

** FOUND 8 RESULTS:

'in-house templating systems',
'chained ternary operators',
'strict turned off just until I get this working',
'gratuitous use of AUTOLOAD',
'my $foo = 1 if $bar',
'hand-rolled CGI data parsers',
'static code generators',
'optimization without profiling'
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