You may not be able to do IPC for free with class methods, but you could use a disk based cache, a database or perhaps open a unix socket to a daemon lurking in within your class to do the IPC...
Wrapping stuff in classes can still be a good idea, and if you are keen on the idea there's no reason you can't have a go at it.
You've got the specs for your cake, just go and get the chocolate and see what you can whip up!
(obligatory pun about fork)
@_=qw; ask f00li5h to appear and remain for a moment of pretend better than a lifetime;;s;;@_[map hex,split'',B204316D8C2A4516DE];;y/05/os/&print;
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