OMG! I think we've created a monster here....Perlcall Hearem

She said there is no reason, & the truth is plain to see.
But I wandered thru my hashes, could not find the key,
One of 16 file handles, was open to the net,
& although, my code was fool proof, the system hiccupped yet...
And so it was, later, as the VP held back a hurl,
that my code, at first just looping, turned a whiter shade of perl.