Sorry its not original, but it was fun. Combo of: the output of this shirt (http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/things/321a.html) and the STAR WARS japh (http://www.perl.com/CPAN-local/misc/japh)

$_=<<CAMEL;while(/(.+?)O/gs){print lc chr length($1)+31}
                    .mm.                   O.mm.
    .mm.        .mJXXXXXX.          ^%^   .XXXXXLOm.        .mm.
 mJX^XXX.      JXXXXXXXXXX.          O   .XXXXXXXXXXL      .XXX^XLm
XXXXXXXXX.   .XXXXXXXXXOXOL          |   JXXXXXXXXXXXX.   .XOXXXXXXX
^^^XXXXXX} .JXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL.          OJXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL. {XXXXXX^^^
  JXXXXXX JXXXXXXXXOXXXXXXXXX.        .XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL XXXXXXL
 {XXXXOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXm      mXXXXXXXXXXOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX}
 `XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOXXXXXXXXXXXL    JXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX'
  XOXOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX}  {XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOXXXXXXXXXX
  `XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOXXXXX  XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX'
   `7XXXXXXXOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX} XX  XX {XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOXOXXF'r
     `7F^XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX{XXX}.XF  OX.{XXX}XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX^7F'
         XXXXX XXXXX{XXX} 7XXL{F    7}OXXF {XXX}XXXXX XXXXX
         {XXX}.OXXXF XXX}  7XX        XXF  {XXX 7XXXX.{XXX}
O^       {XXX {XXXF' {XX}  `XX}      {XO'  {XX} `7XXX} XXX}
Y        `XX} `XXL  .XXF    XX}O ^O^ {XX    7XX.  JXX' {XX'
|         XX}  `^XXmXX^     XX    Y   XX     ^XXmXX^'  {XX
          XX     `XXXL.     XX    |   XX     .JXXX'     XX
         JX}    mJXXXXX    {XX.   |  .XX}    XXXXXLm    {XL
        mXX}   `^^^'`^'   .XXX}      {XXX.   `^'`^^^'   {XXm
      mXXXX                ^^^        ^^^                XXXXm
CAMEL
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