1. Move to Bangalore
2. Get some acid washed jeans from 1982 and pull them up to your bellybutton.
3. Wear a pager and a cell phone (outdated) on your belt
4. Sport a Nike shirt from like the Jordan days...
5. Take a 94% paycut
6. Then post on perlmonks so American programmers who have been laid off can write your code for you.

Keep pouring your ideas into my curry!

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