This makes me wonder what a Klingon distribution of Perl would look like. First, it would probably be called something like Battle Perl.

• Certainly functions like exec, chop, chomp, kill, split would take on new definitions.
• Some functions would probably be renamed, ie seek would become hunt
• Others such as sleep may disappear altogether

As for die it could only have two possible arguments:

die ('without honor');
# exits quietly after deleting its own source code

die ('with honor');
# forcibly terminates process after wreaking havoc with OS and hardwar
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