in reply to Snarky comments on the ddj perl quiz

To call a subroutine named "mom", you precede the name with an ampersand: &mom. Answer: A.
My mother will only "answer" if I precede her name with please.

CountZero

A program should be light and agile, its subroutines connected like a string of pearls. The spirit and intent of the program should be retained throughout. There should be neither too little or too much, neither needless loops nor useless variables, neither lack of structure nor overwhelming rigidity." - The Tao of Programming, 4.1 - Geoffrey James

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Re^2: Snarky comments on the ddj perl quiz
by tripa (Novice) on Aug 23, 2007 at 21:30 UTC
    Is your mom programmed in INTERCAL?
      I don't know in what she is programmed, but she programs in imperative languages!

      Jusk kiddin' mom! Yes I will clean-up my room now. May I then please go to YAPC::EU? Please mom, please?

      CountZero

      A program should be light and agile, its subroutines connected like a string of pearls. The spirit and intent of the program should be retained throughout. There should be neither too little or too much, neither needless loops nor useless variables, neither lack of structure nor overwhelming rigidity." - The Tao of Programming, 4.1 - Geoffrey James