When I'm arguing with a fool...

• chances are he's doing the same;
• certainly he's doing the same;
• I'm in clpmisc, being told I am an elitist bastard for pointing out that "it doesn't work" is not an appropriate description of the problem;
• he's claiming Perl to be "constantly loosing ground on php";
• UR HLP CAN HAS BEEN SQL IS TOO MUCH DOCS PLZ SUPER URGENT THX.