When they kick at your front door how you gonna come?

• with the hands on my head
• with the hands on the trigger of my gun
• in pants: I just got up, didn't they know?
• firing up Acme::Code::Police
• firing up Acme::Code::FreedomFighter
• with my copy of the Camel book (just in case they ask, and I can't answer)
• D'Oh, not having the Camel, I'm printing some perldoc pages
• with my laptop, frantically concocting a Perl oneliner to hide the evidence
• with a note, to remind them that the Java programmer is the one living next door!
• with a socket open for accepting the connection, but they must contact the correct port