"since there are young kids here, as well as older people,"
I just want to thank you for giving a thought to the sensibilities of us older people. You young ones tend to be so thoughtless!

BTW, I was sorry you apologized for "treading on thin water", I thought it a nice turn of phrase and appropriate considering where you were daring to tread. Anyway, ++ for effort and others have made good practical suggestions.

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