in reply to You've just spilled something on your tie at lunch... Do you:
Back when we were forced to wear ties, I actually had this happen....no, no, it's true. I dropped an open sharpie & it made a rather nice off-center contrasting dot on my otherwise plain colored tie. So I just put one next to it, and an 85 degree arc below it & told the 3 people that asked, where THEY TOO could get a smiley face tie.