Owwww. My eyes! My brain!

This is so bad, it's fantastic. I particularly enjoyed the section on DBI. The code could not even be compiled, due to the missing semi-colon after use DBD::Mysql (which, to add insult to injury, is entirely superfluous to begin with). The SQL contains errors as well, which is satisfying in a perversely language-agnostic kind of way.

And as a finishing touch, I appreciated the 2003-2008 copyright date. It's all future-proofed!