So what I really needed to do was change the tr/// into an s/// construct. I didn't realize that tr wasn't interpolated like s is. Hmm.

With regards to the second issue, how would you modify the code to send a correctly formatted redirect? Would you manually print(); the "Status" and "Location" headers, or is there some other way I don't know about?

A newly-shaven initiate thanks you...

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