Post above by moi, Aaron Stone, btw. The royal 'we' referring to 6A ;-)
Apparently I didn't RTFM about how to comment with code...

LoadModule perlite_module modules/mod_perlite.so
AddType application/x-httpd-perlite .pl
AddDirectoryIndex index.pl
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My goal is to make this project 80% good at the 80% problem, and nothing more.