in reply to Negative zero? There's gotta be a sprintf that undoes that, right?

I have the following entry amongst my .sig's:

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Zero was invented by primitive man, after a successful intercourse wit
+h his
first female companion.
- "Ioannis" in sci.math, "Re: When was zero invented?"

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I personally believe that negative zero was invented after the first unsuccessful intercourse with his female companion. Of course, we all would like to undo that...

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