That's exactly what's wrong with you and your alikes. You are not a programmer, but a coder. Good prgrammer writes code and maintainable code, so he can pass things off and move on, because his service is in high demand.

I personally believe, Cop not only that you're showing off as an idiot, which is fair enough given that I'm behaving like that myself all the time, e.g. with this IPB thing which seems to upset so many people, but that you're preventing all sorts of other cranks and clueles n00bz to legitimately show up in the Worst Nodes of The Day list, which is bad. You're stealing the stage all for yourself, and I'm sure that such a good programmer, and a genius as you are may have something far better and more productive, or entertaining to do. Either that, or go and take those damned pills.