For those of you not in the know, yes, this is a program, and yes, it does work. Your browser may clobber it.

use Bleach;
[download]

For those of you now grumbling... (/me chuckles evilly) It was going to be posted sooner or later, right?

All credit goes to the supercool Damian Conway.

brother dep.

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Laziness, Impatience, Hubris, and Generosity.