The complete list, in case anyone is interested in downloading in bulk, bypassing all the nasty .ASP:

http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/AccessEnum.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/AdExplorer.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/AdInsight.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/AdRestore.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/Autologon.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/Autoruns.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/BgInfo.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/BlueScreen.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/CacheSet.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/ClockRes.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/Contig.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/Ctrl2Cap.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/DebugView.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/DiskExt.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/DiskMon.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/DiskMonNt.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/DiskView.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/Du.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/EfsDump.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/Filemon.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/Handle.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/Hex2dec.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/Junction.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/LdmDump.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/ListDlls.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/LiveKd.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/LoadOrder.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/LogonSessions.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/NewSid.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/NtfsInfo.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/PageDefrag.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/PendMoves.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/PhysMem.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/PipeList.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/PortMon.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/ProcessExplorer.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/ProcessMonitor.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/PsTools.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/RegHide.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/Regdelnull.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/Regjump.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/Regmon.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/RootkitRevealer.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/SDelete.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/ShareEnum.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/Sigcheck.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/Streams.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/Strings.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/Sync.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/TcpView.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/VolumeId.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/Whois.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/WinObj.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/ZoomIt.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/accesschk.zip
http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/procfeatures.zip
[download]

(This works well with FlashGot/FlashGet, BTW. ;-) )

Update: To all those wondering why I listed the individual utilities and not the Suite, it's because I also noticed the following caveat:

"The Sysinternals Troubleshooting Utilities have been rolled up into a single Suite of tools. This file contains the individual troubleshooting tools and help files. It does not contain non-troubleshooting tools like the BSOD Screen Saver or NotMyFault."