Christopher "wheelz" Wheeler joined the Air Force at 19 as a linguist. In 2001, he schemed his way into a programmer position that involved UNIX shell hacking and perl s‎crip‎ting mixed with rudimentary HTML. Mr. Wheeler separated from the military in 2006 and now works as a full-time developer using perl, mason, and javas‎crip‎t. He enjoys playing Guitar Hero III on his Wii as well as playing the guitar in real life. He has a gorgeous wife and 5 children (3 from a prior marriage and 2 from his wife's prior marriage) (YEP, HE'S BUSY.).