Microsoft increases depth of employee spying

Gates wearing new employee uniform

Oh well, I guess sooner or later they would figure out how to stop employees from going to the restrooms to look at pictures of naked penquins. :-)

I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. Cogito ergo sum a bum
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Re: OT: Perl on LInux is better than windows
by hangon (Deacon) on Jan 17, 2008 at 14:14 UTC

    There are devices called patient simulators used for servicing medical equipment. If Microsoft's new spyware is successful, the patient simulator market should explode. Imagine managers fat dumb and happy that monitors show all their employees have rock solid heartrate, blood pressure and EEG while diligently laboring away. Imagine at the same time, happy employees playing golf while their patient simulators are covering for them on the job. Sounds like a win-win for everyone.

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      It would seem that it would also open such an employer to lawsuits, for failing to notice any abnormaities in your readings, which led to health problems.

      Yes judge, I was told my health was being monitored, so I didn't think anything of the dizzy spells. So why didn't they tell me I was hypoglycemic?

      I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. Cogito ergo sum a bum
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Re: OT: Perl on LInux is better than windows
by ww (Archbishop) on Jan 17, 2008 at 16:20 UTC
    Should Node Reaper be concerned about the caption of the "new employee uniform?"
    Should the bony one take action?
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Re: OT: Perl on LInux is better than windows
by Anonymous Monk on Jan 17, 2008 at 13:58 UTC
    poo
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      poo

      With Gate's new spying, your boss will know everytime you do :-) ........ maybe you can only go to the bathroom at home. Save your employer the costs of toilet paper. :-)

      I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. Cogito ergo sum a bum
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