Hah! That's g-r-r-r-r-r-reat!

A few touch-ups:

() = sort { 
  print "Why do we have to hide from the police, daddy ?\nBecause they
+ use $a and we use $b, son.\n"
} qw(emacs vi emacs);
[download]

   MeowChow                                   
               s aamecha.s a..a\u$&owag.print