Person 1: Look, up in the sky!
Person 2: Is it a bird?
Person 1: Is it a plane?
Person 3: No, it's CPAN and he's coming our way!

CPAN descends and lands on the ground, just a few meters in front of the crowd, and walks into an office building. He walks up to a Perl programmer, and standing behind his back he says:

CPAN: I suggest you use File::Tail.

Programmer: But of course! I totally forgot to check! Thanks CPA...

But before the programmer could turn around, our hero flew off through an open window to assist another Perl programmer in distress...

[ar0n]