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• NodeReaper
• Buzz Off
• I refuse to answer...

Oops, there is another Idea:

I refuse to answer on the grounds that

• it might incriminate me.
• the -- votes will only drag me further down.
• it might intimidate me.
• I wrote a bot and still couldn't answer as fast as some of the monks.
• The timestamps let my boss know I'm goofing off at work.
• NodeReaper

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