Well, let's see, according to Search, there's:

• A node called Larry Wall Quote Data, which you probably don't have access to. "Tough beans."

• A random quote (presumeably fed by the previous node) on the The St. Larry Wall Shrine, but you wanted a list.

• A node called Where can I get a list of Larry Wall witticisms? taken from the local copy of perlfaq1. Sadly, it 404's (supporting, to some degree, Dominus's earlier point).

  However, the URL from the 5.6 perlfaq1 works fine, though I would use care with the deja reference, as that's, er, moving.

I guess you're out of luck....on the other hand, you could apply your monkish skills outside of the Monastery. I won't tell. ;-)

Update: Interestingly, I notice that we get top billing on a certain, topically-related web page

--f