How about, "Best Perl quote"

'To Perl, or not to Perl'
'Tis better to have Perled and lost, than never to have Perled at all'
'Perl, I am your father...'
'Its Perl, its Perl, its Perl, its in my head'
'I've fallen, and I can't use Perl'
'Wyld Perlyns RULE!'
'I don't wanna work, I just wanna code on the Perl all day...'
'What the hell is that camel doing in my bathroom'
and finally
'Larry Wall isn't a God, but he plays one on the Internet'

don't mind me, I'm just feeling a bit silly this monday AM - Ant