However, I did a PHP module that might do what you are looking for.

I assume you mean the PHP module. It allows to embed PHP in Perl. Unfortunately, I want the opposite: Embed Perl in PHP.

Right now I tend to want to throw away the whole thought a having PHP and Perl coexist on the same setup. Maybe I'll go for Template::Toolkit or something else instead. The reason for wanting PHP in the first place was that it was easier to get PHP people than Perl people.

BTW: The link under SEE ALSO is broken.