Raisin Bran and black coffee

OR

No-Bullshit Breakfast Burrito:

Recipe:

• Smash one handful breakfast sausage down to 1/2" thickness. Burn.
• Flip sausage patty and burn other side.
• Chop sausage while in the pan into dime-sized bits and burn any part which is not yet burnt.
• Drain on paper towel.
• Gently heat a large flour tortilla to soften.
• On a plate, lay the tortilla and sprinkle a handful of shredded cheese of your choice (for me it's fiesta blend, which is cheddar, jack, and asadero). Slices are also acceptable (meunster is worth a try).
• Create a mound of burned sausage bits in a line which passes through the center of the tortilla but is no longer than 7/8 the diameter of the tortilla.
• Microwave until cheese is melted.
• Roll like a burrito and let stand for a few seconds before stuffing face. DANGER, HOT OIL INSIDE! ;-)

Black coffee or green tea. If further energy is needed for world domination that day, a chocolate chip cookie or 5 might help. You're worth it.