What? No Monk merchandise?

• Robes
• Sandles
• Code Candles (Camel shaped!)
• Incense
• Vacation Packages to Asia
• Poster of Vroom meditating before his terminal
• and, of course, who could forget, our very own Camel!

But really, I believe the ultimate addition to every JAPH's personal Perl Shrine would be:

Poster of 1000 armed 3 headed Larry/Tom/Randal Deity holding the divine Perl Functions and Funny Characters

-Lexicon