Ok, I may be new to obfuscation, but I'm a fast learner.
I originally wanted to make this twice as bad as it is now,
but the debugging just got too deep and smelly! 8(

Enjoy!

eval unpack(u, 'M<\')I;G0@(DIU<W0@06YO=&AE<B!#:&5E:WD@4&5R;"!(86-K97(@."E<;B([M("1S96-R971?;65S<V%G92`](")9;W4@:&%V92!A8W1U86QL>2!G;W1T96X@M=&\@=&AE(\'!O:6YT(&]F(\')E861I;F<@=&AI<S\_("!396YD(&UE(&%N(&5MM86EL+"!Y;W4@97AT<F5M96QY(&-L979E<B!B=70@<F%T:&5R(\'-A9"!B87-TE87)D(2`M(%-P86-E=V%R<"`M(&IE<F5M>5Q`8W=E<RYN970B.P``');

Spacewarp

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