here is a gag item:
a PM "magic 8 ball" which holds all the SOPW answers you could ever need:)

"Use Strict"
"Its In My Article"
"Did you try super search?"
"PSI::ESP says the answer is hazy"
etc.
etc.
The options are limitless:P I have seen 8-balls made as promotional deals, I think the hardest part is hunting down the people who make them.