Don't you think StoneCutters is an appropriate name for monks? A shirt with this on the back:

Who controls the perl dev-team?
Who makes all the BOFHs so mean?
We do!  We do!

Who runs CPAN underground?
Who keeps modules all profound?
We do!  We do!

Who makes regex act so nice?
Who makes objects look like mice?
We do!  We do!

Who writes the most cleanest code?
Who has the great camel node?
We do!  We do!
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