This does nothing particularly clever, it's just my first real attempt at an obfu:

$_= '      #
 *"%a"*$#  ~
&r q11"%   p
#"?';y(1\043
\176\045\042
\046\161$)
(0soyht5u5')
;   print  ;
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(make sure you get those line breaks right!)

Philosophy can be made out of anything. Or less -- Jerry A. Fodor