A blind man is not helped by lighting more lamps.

And the Englishman abroad's response to not being understood is to repeat himself slowly and loudly.

... And why are my wallet, phone, keys... always in the last pocket I look for them?

Seriously...

1. Good idea to precede the text box with Your "PerlMonks-approved HTML"-formatted text:
2. Possibly better yet if that text had a link - either to Perl Monks Approved HTML tags as in the fifth link under the text box, or to Markup in the Monastery which IMO might be more "approachable".