So many others out there, like myself, are under a draconian dress code at school/work. We strive to find new ways to show off our hacker prowess without violatng the dresscode too blatantly. What I request to aid the oppressed monks is a polo shirt (golf shirt). It would be preferbably white or that Vanhusen soft gray(don't bother searching the web for that) with a small (less than 2sq inch) slogan on the left breast. Some sample slogans could include:

• Perlmonks.cult
• Perlmonks.org
• Wall = = master
• $code++;
• Perlmonks.cult
• use strict;
• purl rewlz
• perl -wT
• package main;
• How do I use this?
• php is lame

Mabye perlmonks.org could be embroidered on the back of the collar, right behind your neck. That would be schueeet.