It's my understanding that you're the one who complained about the inaccuracy (Re^5: Scalar context of slice (myth)) and thus the ensuing pursuit.

What I don't understand is how "a list can't be returned in scalar context" compares to "balancing yourself upon your buttocks and thighs, with your torso more or less upright, atop your above-average statured, domesticated, odd-toed, solid-hoofed, herbivorous, ungulate quadruped mammal".