in reply to Ignore certain return values

You are getting 'c' in scalar context because of the behavior of the comma operator, http://perldoc.perl.org/perlop.html#Comma-Operator. To control how your sub returns values in a scalar or list context, see function wantarray.

For your last question, you could do something like
my ($first, $third) = (get_values())[0,2];

Chris