There once was a module Bone::Easy
that was meant to get girls to please me.
I tried it one day
and to my dismay,
I was slapped for being so cheesy.

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Re: A Bad Limerick
by dws (Chancellor) on Apr 13, 2001 at 04:39 UTC
    What you wished had happened...

    Once, in chatter most breezy,
    I happened to mention Bone::Easy.
    You could have heard a pin drop,
    Then 'twas off with her top,
    And the rest of the evening was sleazy.

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Worse
by AgentM (Curate) on Apr 12, 2001 at 23:08 UTC
    There once was an agent AgentM,
    of perlmonks he was la creme de la creme.
    His use of the Bone::Easy mod
    was complemented by his incredible bod,
    and now he is surrounded by women.
    Note:This is a very poor example of a 500th node.
    AgentM Systems nor Nasca Enterprises nor Bone::Easy nor Macperl is responsible for the comments made by AgentM. Remember, you can build any logical system with NOR.
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Worse and worse
by Coleoid (Sexton) on Apr 17, 2001 at 08:48 UTC
    There was a young hacker of Perl
    Who hungered to pick up a girl
    He gave her a lift,
    Then he popped on her shift,
    And since then his pipe's got a curl.
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