in reply to Text to Speech

Try Festival's fast little brother Flite . It only needs basic c libs
ldd /home/zentara/bin/flite linux-gate.so.1 => (0xffffe000) libm.so.6 => /lib/libm.so.6 (0xb7eb0000) libc.so.6 => /lib/libc.so.6 (0xb7d6e000) /lib/ld-linux.so.2 (0xb7ef7000) Use it like this: flite -t text #says the word text, or you can give it a file to r +ead
It's only drawback is there is no selection of voices, like Festival has. (Well you can use FestVox voices, but if you can't install Festival, I don't know how it would work out). You can hear how it sounds at the end of flash japh. There it is at it's 8kHz low quality, it sounds better on a local machine outputting directly to a sound card.

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