It's very strange though. I have tried installing it both through Cygwin's Perl and through Strawberry perl (completely clearing the other perl off my system when trying), and both fail at the same place, Net::SSLeay. I'm trying cpanp now. I'll let you guys know how it turns out. Thanks for all the help.

Edit: CpanP failed to install.

Running make install
  make test had returned bad status, won't install without force
Failed during this command:
 GAAS/Digest-MD5-2.38.tar.gz                  : make NO
 AUDREYT/Module-Signature-0.55.tar.gz         : writemakefile NO 'C:\s
+trawberry\
perl\bin\perl.exe Makefile.PL' returned status 65280
 JDB/Win32-Process-0.14.tar.gz                : make NO
 RSOD/IPC-Run-0.80.tar.gz                     : make_test NO
 JDB/Win32-Registry-0.10.tar.gz               : make NO
 OLAF/Net-DNS-0.63.tar.gz                     : make NO
 KANE/Archive-Extract-0.28.tar.gz             : make_test NO
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