At first I found this node rather disturbing (yet funny)...but then I ++'d it because I don't have the balls to make such a risque node.

Anyway, yes, I do love Perl. It's more of a confusing platonic (yet romantic) relationship. I bring Perl out to a nice dinner every Sunday night. On Saturdays, we head out to the beach and take a long walk. Sometimes I send Perl flowers at work.