Assorted quips:

• We know you don't read very fast and are trying to accommodate that deficiency.
• Perl becomes more distinguishable from line noise at lower bit rates.
• A pensive place such as a monastery should never be rushed.
• You can't hurry perfection.
• PerlMonks is holding back to let Perl6 catch up.
• Donations are welcomed.

...all in good fun, of course.