The release of Perl 6 will ...

• bring a new Golden Age of Perl to the rejoicing masses
• be mainly well-received by a strong, active community
• have a lukewarm response, with complaints starting immediately
• be met by an angry crowd armed with torches and pitchforks
• be suppressed by the Perl 5 cabal
• cause a black hole that will destroy the Earth
• awaken CowboyNeal from his long slumber
• be delayed