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HAI GUISE? IM IN UR PERLMNKS! LOL! I've read and re-read man perl and it says nothing about using fork except for this one line! I really need to get this script working asap, but this site is so slow I wonder if anybody will *ever* be able to read this, fer CowboyNeal's sake! I keep askin in da chatterbox but nobody listens. What's a borg? Maybe I dont have enuff karma yet to get noticed you guise shuld fix dat for us newbies ROFL! Here's my code but it doesn't work right now: #!/usr/bin/local/perl -w -T -f use fork; for( $spoon=1; $spoon<10; $spoon++ ) { if ( fork()) { print "I has a fork but can't eat my soop" if !$spoon } } bzzzzzzzzzztttttttttaaaaaaaaugh!

/me can't believe nobody else did this yet ;-)
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URGENT: HELP ME SAVE THE FUZZY BABY SEALS! CAN ANYONE HELP ME?
by andreas1234567 (Vicar) on Mar 17, 2009 at 08:55 UTC 

    QUICKLY HOW IS NEWLINE MADE? URGENT: HELP ME SAVE THE FUZZY BABY SEALS!  PLZ REPLY EMAIL WORLDSBESTHAXOR@HOAXMAIL.COM  BEFORE TODAY

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      Wow. As soon as I saw that the formatting of this post had completely screwed up the entire page, I knew it had captured the true essence of bad posting.

      Congratulations Mr 1234567.

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      use JAPH;
      print JAPH::asString();

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      I meant to answer this but the "Comment on" page came up so slow that I forgot what I wanted to say. Plus, I'm half a day late and this question is not even a root node so no-one will read this post and I won't get any XP anyway, so I can't bother myself.

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        Oh go on ambrus

        I/we all want to hear what you have to say.

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Re: **URGENT!** Re: Which bad behaviour most deserves an electric shock? -- Pls help!
by ww (Archbishop) on Mar 17, 2009 at 02:04 UTC

    Hey, illiterate; use strict; use warnings;; check something irrelevant, and lern 2 spell:

    s|/me can't believe nobody else did this yet ;-)|/me cant blv nobody elz dun this yt :-)/

    yo, bro! ++ (repeatedly, if I could!); ROFL; definitely the high point of this thread!

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**URGENT!** Help needed ASAP!
by Tux (Canon) on Mar 17, 2009 at 07:22 UTC 
    You forgot the non-descriptive Title change, but you surely got the intention correct :)

    And I didn't see <pre> tags or inlined images


    Enjoy, Have FUN! H.Merijn
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Re: **URGENT!** Re: Which bad behaviour most deserves an electric shock?
by wfsp (Abbot) on Mar 17, 2009 at 08:13 UTC
    Is this homework?
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Re: **URGENT!** Re: Which bad behaviour most deserves an electric shock?
by Lawliet (Curate) on Mar 17, 2009 at 02:08 UTC

    I think I would like to quote HatfulOfHollow and say

    "i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

    But seriously, good job capturing the spirit of those who deserve death by electricity. :P

    While trying to explain palindromes to my alien friend, he asked "Eks, aeh dneirf neilay motsem-ordni lapnial p xeot gni y rtelihw?"
    What can I say? Palindromes are rasemordnilapyasinactahw~

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Re: **URGENT!** Re: Which bad behaviour most deserves an electric shock?
by Gavin (Archbishop) on Mar 17, 2009 at 10:43 UTC
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Re: **URGENT!** Re: Which bad behaviour most deserves an electric shock?
by talexb (Chancellor) on Mar 17, 2009 at 14:29 UTC

    Oh no -- I've created a monster.

    Alex / talexb / Toronto

    "Groklaw is the open-source mentality applied to legal research" ~ Linus Torvalds

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