PerlMonks has gone Wacky!

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update: make sure to activate the "Read more..." link, then click the goofy links to see secret messages :)

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Abraham Lincoln would have been a PerlMonk.
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That'll keep the population down. But, they'll probably rise from the ashes like a Phoenix.
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Hello, my name is Bill... you know, from Micro$oft.
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Like, we'll get your info to you really soon. Just, like, relax and chill.
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Personal ad: ... I like strolling on beaches, movies... and designing small-memory-footprint compilers!! Dang! Scratch that last one, please.
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Viva v1agra, baby!
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Could I get that in teele, or maybe mauve? Something to spruce up the place a bit.
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EXPRESSHOLES (eks pres' holz) n. People who try to sneak more than the "eight items or less" into the express checkout line.
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Whitespace? We don't need no steenking whitespace!
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I will not do your homework. Nyah nyah nyah-nyah nyah.
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system("echo foo | sed 's/oo/ie/'");
Use the darned shell, already!
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I just know I can parse that HTML if I just add one more term to my 432-character regular expression...
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Access Denied! This is not that kind of website.
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In ancient Egypt, pharoahs were buried with the finest CPAN modules for use in the afterlife.
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What happens to poorly-written code over time. It reacts with moisture and either rusts or grows mold. Remember to store in a cool, dry directory.
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cluck!, globble, globble
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Monks be stylin' with pinstripes and patent leather shoes.
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You wish!
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mmmmmmmmmmm... donuts (in my best Homer Simpson voice)
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I'm... a... Ga-New
Spelled G-N-U
Call me bison or okapi
And I'll sue.
Nor am I in the least
like that dreadful wildebeast
Ga-no, ga-no, ga-no,
I'm a Ga-New

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Re: PerlMonks has gone Wacky! by ladyphnx (Novice) on Apr 01, 2009 at 21:13 UTC
That was fun... :) Where did you get that "Ga-Nu" piece from? I can almost remember the tune... (did it have something to do with muppets...?)	[reply]
Re^2: PerlMonks has gone Wacky! by toolic (Bishop) on Apr 02, 2009 at 00:29 UTC
Thanks. Where did you get that "Ga-Nu" piece from? I know it from the "Singin' in the Bathtub" CD by John Lithgow that my kids play over and over again.	[reply]
Re: PerlMonks has gone Wacky! by Anonymous Monk on Apr 01, 2009 at 04:57 UTC
I can't type in my login or password, and the ouch button doesn't work for me	[reply]
Re: PerlMonks has gone Wacky! by toolic (Bishop) on Apr 01, 2009 at 12:31 UTC
The other links (LogCabin, Poultry) should do something goofy, as long as you activate the "Read more..." link :) But, the Login/Password/Ouch! are not supposed to work. This is intended to be a joke. It's April Fools Day. Fixed... ~~Update: this should have been a response to node Re: PerlMonks has gone Wacky!.~~	[reply]
Re^2: PerlMonks has gone Wacky! by Anonymous Monk on Apr 02, 2009 at 00:37 UTC
Whats that mean?	[reply]
Re^3: PerlMonks has gone Wacky! by toolic (Bishop) on Apr 02, 2009 at 01:53 UTC
Re^4: PerlMonks has gone Wacky! by Anonymous Monk on Apr 04, 2009 at 11:18 UTC
Re: PerlMonks has gone Wacky! by John M. Dlugosz (Monsignor) on May 11, 2009 at 22:53 UTC
Hmm, need a GreaseMonkey script to reface the real site.	[reply]

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